You're getting soft in your old age.
It's 'What's mine is mine, and what's his is mine"
At least that's the way the rest of us have experienced it since time immemorial.
Boobless, G-spotless, and ... now old all in one day. Going to check myself in on Monday ...

And, here I always attributed "old and soft" to my 9er Domestic when utilized in the same sentence.