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Re: Whats the dumbest thing you heard said today?
« Reply #1800 on: August 18, 2010, 22:17:38 »
After volleyball tonight a few of us stopped in for a beer at the local pub and one girl ordered a chicken salad along with her beer..................the waitress brings the salad, places it in front of her and then asks if she needs a fork with that.
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Re: Whats the dumbest thing you heard said today?
« Reply #1801 on: August 18, 2010, 22:41:51 »
Forget drinking and driving... drinking and texting is too funny..

My girlfriend just showed me this site: http://textsfromlastnight.com/

PSA: Don't Drink and Text


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Re: Whats the dumbest thing you heard said today?
« Reply #1802 on: August 18, 2010, 22:57:06 »
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Aussie teacher's assignment to students: "plan terror attack"
« Reply #1803 on: August 26, 2010, 21:08:00 »
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Aussie teacher tells class to plan terrorist attack ...

05:55 AM Aug 26, 2010ADELAIDE - A high school teacher who assigned her class to plan a terrorist attack that would kill as many innocent people as possible had no intent to promote terrorism, the school principal said yesterday.

The Year-10 students at Kalgoorlie-Boulder Community High School were asked to pretend they were terrorists making a political statement by releasing a chemical or biological agent on "an unsuspecting Australian community".

The task included choosing the best time to attack and explaining their choice of victims and what effects the attack would have on a human body.

"Your goal is to kill the MOST innocent civilians," the assignment read.

Principal Terry Martino said he withdrew the assignment for the class on contemporary conflict and terrorism as soon as he heard of it. He said the teacher was "relatively inexperienced" and it was a "well-intentioned but misguided attempt to engage the students".

Student Sarah Gilbert, 15, told the West Australian newspaper she was horrified by the assignment.

Sarah - whose mother lost a relative in the 2002 Bali bombings - wrote a letter to her teacher explaining that her beliefs were more important than getting good grades.

"I have written this letter and refused to do my assignment for reasons of my belief, just as terrorists murder thousands of civilians for their belief," she wrote in the letter published by the newspaper.

The Education Department's director has requested a full report on the incident. AP
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Re: Whats the dumbest thing you heard said today?
« Reply #1804 on: August 27, 2010, 09:04:39 »
I think that all students should have to write such an assignment. It would wake them up to modern reality a little. Maybe.

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Re: Whats the dumbest thing you heard said today?
« Reply #1805 on: August 27, 2010, 09:10:12 »
I think that all students should have to write such an assignment. It would wake them up to modern reality a little. Maybe.
Back in my day, students wouldn't be told to use a chemical or biological agent. Mollycoddling, I say; everything handed to them on a platter!
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Re: Whats the dumbest thing you heard said today?
« Reply #1806 on: August 27, 2010, 10:12:26 »
MMA recently got legalized in Ontario.  Us fans are delighted, but there are also many sappy whiners who liken it to dog-fights or somehow think it is any more dangerous than any other contact sport.  Some even think children will become violent and society will implode, just like it was supposed to when gangsta rap became popular or with violent video games.    I consider statements such as those, the "dumbest things I've heard today".  Man some people are wimps.  If you don't like it, too bad, don't watch it, but spare me your crying.

Sorry, I can't agree with you on that.  I've played a lot of contact sports (hockey, football, rugby) and not one of those games has the object of pummeling of an opponent in an attempt to injure.  In fact, the training and use of protective equipment is especially designed to reduce the chance of injury.  In 18 years of rugby, I was only carried off a field once and crawled off twice - and I played at a pretty high level.

Frankly, I think both boxing (which actually has a higher fatality rate) and MMA are both barbaric and only a small step away from the gladatorial contests of ancient Rome.  I don't understand people's fascination with watching this crap.  The Romans loved it and look what happened to them.  In general though, I am not in favour of banning people's forays into stupidity.  If they really want to do this, I suppose it's OK as long as my tax dollars don't support it (including the cost of medical care for what are arguably self-inflicted injuries).  The upside of MMA is the possibility of the fighters removing themselves from the gene pool.
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Re: Whats the dumbest thing you heard said today?
« Reply #1807 on: August 27, 2010, 12:23:02 »
The Romans loved it and look what happened to them.  In general though, I am not in favour of banning people's forays into stupidity.  If they really want to do this, I suppose it's OK as long as my tax dollars don't support it (including the cost of medical care for what are arguably self-inflicted injuries).  The upside of MMA is the possibility of the fighters removing themselves from the gene pool.
The Roman Empire didn't fall because they had gladiators.  I mean, they had the aquaduct too: does that mean we shouldn't have running water?  Anyway, I get it that you don't want your tax dollars to fund MMA; however, do you feel that you should benefit from the tax dollars that MMA will bring to the provincial coffers?

As for MMA deaths, thus resulting in a lessened gene pool, I'm not aware of a spate of deaths in MMA.  Of course, it's compared to boxing, but in all fairness, you also state that you're not fond of that sport either.  Anyway, nothing personal, I just disagree that MMA is as barbaric as you think.  Of course, neither of us will convince the other, so let's just agree to watch rugby :D

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Re: Whats the dumbest thing you heard said today?
« Reply #1808 on: August 27, 2010, 13:22:07 »
....... so let's just agree to watch rugby :D
Play rugby; watch womens' beach volleyball   :nod:
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Re: Whats the dumbest thing you heard said today?
« Reply #1809 on: August 27, 2010, 13:46:36 »
Play rugby; watch womens' beach volleyball   :nod:

Hey now let's not be judgemental.....they can watch whatever their little hearts desire. Should that be burly sweaty men.... well to paraphrase George Coztanza " nothing worong with that." >:D
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Re: Whats the dumbest thing you heard said today?
« Reply #1810 on: August 27, 2010, 13:49:53 »
The Roman Empire didn't fall because they had gladiators.  I mean, they had the aquaduct too: does that mean we shouldn't have running water?  Anyway, I get it that you don't want your tax dollars to fund MMA; however, do you feel that you should benefit from the tax dollars that MMA will bring to the provincial coffers?

As for MMA deaths, thus resulting in a lessened gene pool, I'm not aware of a spate of deaths in MMA.  Of course, it's compared to boxing, but in all fairness, you also state that you're not fond of that sport either.  Anyway, nothing personal, I just disagree that MMA is as barbaric as you think.  Of course, neither of us will convince the other, so let's just agree to watch rugby :D

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My point was that the Roman Empire fell because of their decline into decadence, which included gladatorial games.  The Romans became more interested in living the good life and neglected the administration and defence of their Empire.  The games were not the cause, but rather a symptom.  As for running water, it wasn't the aquaducts, but the lead pipes they used that were the problem - we've fixed that (at least in my house).

If Wikipedia is to be believed, there are significantly more deaths in boxing than in MMA; however, without giving the relative numbers of participants in these two sports, Wikipedia's figures are somewhat meaningless.  My point is that I disagree with any "sport" where the object of the game is to injure someone to the point where they can no longer continue.  I also don't like the tax revenue argument either.  Is it OK to kick puppies as long as you pay the appropriate fee for a government licence?  The Ontario government is in dire financial straits because of bumbling incompetence.  I don't think prostituting itself in order to increase revenues is the right way to go.  Perhaps discontinuing the practice of doing stupid wasteful things might be a better way?

Overall, MMA may not do us any harm, but I don't think it's doing us any good either.

I think I can agree to disagree.  I think the idea of just watching rugby is a good one.  It is after all, the game they play in heaven.  :)
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Re: Whats the dumbest thing you heard said today?
« Reply #1811 on: August 27, 2010, 14:38:07 »
Play rugby; watch womens' beach volleyball   :nod:
Good catch!  er...I mean...good call! 

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Re: Whats the dumbest thing you heard said today?
« Reply #1812 on: August 27, 2010, 15:04:06 »
My point is that I disagree with any "sport" where the object of the game is to injure someone to the point where they can no longer continue.  I also don't like the tax revenue argument either.  Is it OK to kick puppies as long as you pay the appropriate fee for a government licence?  The Ontario government is in dire financial straits because of bumbling incompetence.  I don't think prostituting itself in order to increase revenues is the right way to go.  Perhaps discontinuing the practice of doing stupid wasteful things might be a better way?


The object of MMA is to make your opponent submit.  IF they get injured (a cut or bloody nose might not look pretty but it's not all that serious) than they should have never gone into the ring.

Sure, MMA athletes have the ability to kick and punch harder than any martial artist or boxer.  So much so that, were they to use even 70% of that strength they would kill their opponent (as demonstrated in various Discovery Channel shows...although taekwondo WAS the fastest when it came to kicking  ;D).  The fact that their opponents aren't killed is a testament to their professionalism and control.

MMA is not about beating your opponent into submission, simply about making them submit.  It is a sport where either a stand-up or ground fighter can win based on how they evaluate their opponent and adjust their technique and style to gain superiority.  The referees are fantastic and will jump in when they see that one fighter is clearly going to win before any serious damage occurs.

On top of that, the workout is FANTASTIC.  Never have I ever had such a core workout as the summer I trained in MMA.  On top of that, it helps to increase confidence in yourself and awareness of your strengths and weaknesses, which is certainly a benefit to women.

I've played rugby.  I've played floor hockey.  I train in taekwondo and I've trained in MMA.  MMA made me feel the worst the next day, not from injuries, but from the workout.  All the other sports, in the order given (from high to low) have caused injuries.
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Re: Whats the dumbest thing you heard said today?
« Reply #1813 on: August 27, 2010, 19:14:22 »
And we think we've seen/heard it all  ::)


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Would you be prepared to sacrifice your testicles, stomach fat or ears for the sake of high-class cuisine? A soon-to-open Berlin restaurant is touting for diners willing to do just that: donate body parts that it says it will turn into gourmet meals according to the age-old cooking habits of an Amazonian tribe infamous for its cannibalism.


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Re: Whats the dumbest thing you heard said today?
« Reply #1814 on: August 27, 2010, 19:46:10 »
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A restaurant soon to open in Berlin has disgusted residents of the German capital by hinting that human flesh will be on the menu and asking for people to donate body parts. Local politicians are not amused and believe it is a tasteless PR stunt.

What in the world is Wari cuisine? It is a question that many in Berlin have been asking themselves lately after a number of ads have appeared in local papers promoting a mysterious new restaurant. The future location of the eatery is secret for the time being, but the menu has raised eyebrows. Indeed, the restaurant's website is requesting donations -- of human body parts.

"Donors wanted! Become a member today!" reads an announcement on the website. On the menu page, the restaurant, called Flimé, is careful only to indicate "meat" without giving away what kind -- surely an effort to keep the ruse going. Those who want to become members must submit a form complete with responses about health and exercise habits.

"After the medical check, you can decide which body part you want to donate!" the website says. The form tells prospective members that "Flimé only covers the costs for hospitalization.... The designated use of the donated body part is free to Flimé." The German version of the website is also advertising for a job opening for an "open-minded surgeon."

'A Misguided Joke'


The claims of cannibalism seem a transparent marketing ploy ahead of the restaurant's opening at the beginning of September. In a conversation with SPIEGEL ONLINE, a restaurant spokesman insisted unconvincingly that the project was not a hoax.

But complaints about the website have begun reaching Berlin politicians in recent days. Michael Braun, deputy floor leader for the conservative Christian Democrats in the Berlin state parliament, told the tabloid Bild that he had received several e-mails about the restaurant in recent days.

"I am assuming it is a misguided joke. But it is disgusting," he said. "In particular because a resident of Berlin was murdered by a cannibal not too long ago." He was presumably referring to Armin Meiwes, who was sentenced to life in prison in 2006 for killing and eating a willing Berlin resident five years previously. Bild itself described the website as a "tasteless publicity stunt."

The restaurant's claim of serving "Wari cuisine" is a reference to the Waricaca people, an indigenous tribe in the Amazon rainforest in Brazil, perhaps accounting for Flimé's website also being available in Portuguese. Prior to the arrival of Europeans in the early 20th century, which decimated the Wari population, the tribe engaged in ritual cannibalization of enemies killed in battle.

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Re: Whats the dumbest thing you heard said today?
« Reply #1815 on: August 27, 2010, 23:34:01 »
How unlike this move, right?

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Re: Whats the dumbest thing you heard said today?
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Green energy cost how much again? What do we get for all that?
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Re: Whats the dumbest thing you heard said today?
« Reply #1817 on: August 29, 2010, 17:17:06 »
Something my mother said yesterday at a cottage made me chuckle.

She proposed that we have figure out a day to celebrate everyone's birthdays at once.

Her rationale was "Well...everyone's got a birthday this year"   
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Re: Whats the dumbest thing you heard said today?
« Reply #1818 on: August 29, 2010, 17:55:15 »
That reminds me of smething I said to my Mother around 30 years ago, maybe 35 years ago.

Me "Mommy, why can't I get a birthday gift like (insert name)?"

Armyrick's Mom "Because your birthday is not until August and its only May"

Me "Well then I want a new birthday!"
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Re: Whats the dumbest thing you heard said today?
« Reply #1819 on: August 29, 2010, 19:17:48 »
I can just imagine a lil kid with puppy eyes  :'( saying that, very cute.
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Re: Whats the dumbest thing you heard said today?
« Reply #1820 on: September 12, 2010, 06:32:24 »
LCpl Johno Lee of Newark, Nottinghamshire, England has been denied a disabled parking permit as he is young and his condition "may get better".

LCpl Lee lost his right leg below the knee after and explosion in Helmand Province in 2008.

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Re: Whats the dumbest thing you heard said today?
« Reply #1821 on: September 12, 2010, 08:23:55 »
LCpl Lee lost his right leg below the knee after an explosion in Helmand Province in 2008.

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« Reply #1822 on: September 12, 2010, 10:47:47 »
What we did in WW2 to Japanese Canadians was only marginally better than what the Germans did to Jewish people......
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Re: Whats the dumbest thing you heard said today?
« Reply #1823 on: September 12, 2010, 10:50:18 »
leaving to go to walmart today, my girlfriend says to me, I won't take an umbrella, the weather channel says only 20percent chance of rain, (it was pouring at the time of this statement) so I replied, I will take two then, as God is in disagreement with the weatherchannel, I looked out the window. dah.

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Re: Whats the dumbest thing you heard said today?
« Reply #1824 on: September 12, 2010, 13:18:25 »
When my 14 year old finally decided to come home (again) at 0130 this am, after being questioned why he didn't come home on THURSDAY as directed: "I was witness to someone stealing my friend's crap"...funny, the RCMP didn't mention this when I reported him missing Friday morning.  I guess being a good citizen trumps real responsibility (he also conveniently missed his addictions counsellor appointment and was in fact grounded). 

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