Author Topic: What's the dumbest thing you heard said today? (Read 298856 times)

Pusser · « **Reply #1850 on:** September 17, 2010, 13:48:54 »

You can't reason with people like that. The best you can hope for is that someday they will be working with some NGO when they discover that, no, people can't just get a long. After some military folks have risked their lives to save her sorry butt, then maybe, just maybe she will realize that there are a lot of bad people out there, but we're not them.

medicineman · « **Reply #1851 on:** September 17, 2010, 15:06:20 »

" I need a volunteer to fill in a PA position at CFRC Sudbury"...

The only thing that would make me do that is if "FOB Doc" Ray Wiss offered me a job at the ED there...and then they'd still be looking for a volunteer

MM

hold_fast · « **Reply #1852 on:** September 17, 2010, 20:51:18 »

Quote from: Pusser on September 17, 2010, 13:48:54

You can't reason with people like that. The best you can hope for is that someday they will be working with some NGO when they discover that, no, people can't just get a long. After some military folks have risked their lives to save her sorry butt, then maybe, just maybe she will realize that there are a lot of bad people out there, but we're not them.

I sincerely hope no NGO would work with a crackpot like her $:-\$

recceguy · « **Reply #1853 on:** September 17, 2010, 22:24:57 »

Quote from: hold_fast on September 17, 2010, 20:51:18

I sincerely hope no NGO would work with a crackpot like her $:-\$

You have way too much faith in human nature.

medicineman · « **Reply #1854 on:** September 18, 2010, 02:32:41 »

Quote from: hold_fast on September 17, 2010, 20:51:18

I sincerely hope no NGO would work with a crackpot like her $:-\$

If one didn't hire her, she'd start her own.

MM

ENGINEERS WIFE · « **Reply #1855 on:** September 18, 2010, 02:48:50 »

I work part-time at the Canex Expressmart in Edmonton, which is right across the street from a Timmies.
A regular customer comes into work, steps up to the counter.

Him: I would like a large triple, triple, please!
Me: Ummmm....(with a big smile) I think you're at the wrong place.
Him: OMG, I can't believe I just did that! F**k
Me: LOL

Made my night, still laugh when I think about it.

PMedMoe · « **Reply #1856 on:** September 20, 2010, 11:16:48 »

Caffeine OD made me kill wife

Man says excessive caffeine from sodas, energy drinks, diet pills rendered him temporarily insane

A Kentucky man accused of strangling his wife is poised to claim that excessive caffeine from sodas, energy drinks and diet pills left him so mentally unstable he couldn't have knowingly killed her, his lawyer has notified a court.

The murder trial of Woody Will Smith, 33, was scheduled to start Monday in Newport, Ky., in connection with the May 2009 death of Amanda Hornsby-Smith, 28.

Defence lawyer Shannon Sexton filed notice with the court of plans to argue his client ingested so much caffeine in the days leading up to the killing that it rendered him temporarily insane — unable even to form the intent of committing a crime.

More at link

Three cups of coffee is an overdose? Somebody get me to a hospital!!

I only feel like strangling people when I haven't had coffee......

medicineman · « **Reply #1857 on:** September 20, 2010, 17:45:03 »

And of course who's he going to blame for ingesting too much caffiene in the first place? I'm willing to bet there'll be a law suit against some coffee chain or soda chain or all of the above similar to those against tobacco firms.

So many stupid people, not enough ammo...

MM

stealthylizard · « **Reply #1858 on:** September 21, 2010, 21:17:32 »

Not today, but a few weeks ago. It was supposed to be a pep talk (paraphrased).

Everyone wants to be an infanteer. 408 squadron pilots, MPs, Service Battalion, Field Amb. They all want to be infanteers. They envy you.

Jim Seggie · « **Reply #1859 on:** September 21, 2010, 21:44:16 »

Quote from: stealthylizard on September 21, 2010, 21:17:32

Not today, but a few weeks ago. It was supposed to be a pep talk (paraphrased).

Everyone wants to be an infanteer. 408 squadron pilots, MPs, Service Battalion, Field Amb. They all want to be infanteers. They envy you.

And who told you this???

recceguy · « **Reply #1860 on:** September 21, 2010, 21:58:55 »

Quote from: stealthylizard on September 21, 2010, 21:17:32

Not today, but a few weeks ago. It was supposed to be a pep talk (paraphrased).

Everyone wants to be an infanteer. 408 squadron pilots, MPs, Service Battalion, Field Amb. They all want to be infanteers. They envy you.

Wouldn't that comment be better placed in the Canadians and Distorted Reality thread?

mover1 · « **Reply #1861 on:** September 21, 2010, 23:22:15 »

Quote from: stealthylizard on September 21, 2010, 21:17:32

Not today, but a few weeks ago. It was supposed to be a pep talk (paraphrased).

Everyone wants to be an infanteer. 408 squadron pilots, MPs, Service Battalion, Field Amb. They all want to be infanteers. They envy you.

someone needs to pee in a bottle

medicineman · « **Reply #1862 on:** September 22, 2010, 23:30:45 »

Quote from: mover1 on September 21, 2010, 23:22:15

someone needs to pee in a bottle

...or at least share what is going to show up as positive.

MM

CEEBEE501 · « **Reply #1863 on:** September 24, 2010, 16:45:52 »

http://forums.army.ca/forums/index.php/topic,96691.0.html

readytogo · « **Reply #1864 on:** September 24, 2010, 17:54:26 »

Will I be judged if i show up to reserve training in a humvee??

RTG

medicineman · « **Reply #1865 on:** September 24, 2010, 17:56:12 »

W...A...C...K...O...

MM

Oh No a Canadian · « **Reply #1866 on:** September 24, 2010, 17:57:35 »

i am planning a road trip to buy a HUMVEE because of the weather in EDMONTON is getting weirder to me...

medicineman · « **Reply #1867 on:** September 24, 2010, 18:05:20 »

I'm being kind - not really a WACKO, more FITH - F*&cked In The Head.

MM

McD · « **Reply #1868 on:** September 24, 2010, 19:21:08 »

Quote from: Oh No a Canadian on September 24, 2010, 17:57:35

i am planning a road trip to buy a HUMVEE because of the weather in EDMONTON is getting weirder to me...

First post to this thread....beaten to the punch

Rogo · « **Reply #1869 on:** September 26, 2010, 19:21:22 »

Injury not yet exposed and jeans not yet cut open to see protruding bone.

Responder in Training: "Requesting EMS for a patient with a compound fracture of the right leg"
Patient: "Where the @%&# did you go to school, the x-ray vision Academy of Paramedicin!?"

We all found it a little funny

HavokFour · « **Reply #1870 on:** September 27, 2010, 16:04:49 »

"I'm on antibiotics, so I can't catch a cold."

Brihard · « **Reply #1871 on:** September 27, 2010, 19:01:36 »

Quote from: Rogo on September 26, 2010, 19:21:22

Injury not yet exposed and jeans not yet cut open to see protruding bone.

Responder in Training: "Requesting EMS for a patient with a compound fracture of the right leg"
Patient: "Where the @%&# did you go to school, the x-ray vision Academy of Paramedicin!?"

We all found it a little funny

Training weekend?

Rogo · « **Reply #1872 on:** September 27, 2010, 20:30:07 »

Quote from: Brihard on September 27, 2010, 19:01:36

Training weekend?

You got it.

Rookie Green · « **Reply #1873 on:** September 27, 2010, 20:53:02 »

Bunch of random political science students the table over in the campus pub...

"You know those engineers... they're not smart. They just follow the rules like sheep. Anybody can do physics. Now... us? We're smarter and better because we think outside of the box."

Brihard · « **Reply #1874 on:** September 27, 2010, 21:33:36 »

Quote from: MGalantine on September 27, 2010, 20:53:02

Bunch of random political science students the table over in the campus pub...

"You know those engineers... they're not smart. They just follow the rules like sheep. Anybody can do physics. Now... us? We're smarter and better because we think outside of the box."

Aaaahahahaha. That's gold.

Funny how the free market places so much more value on engineers than political scientists, eh? One might argue that most engineers are simply more in touch with objective reality, and consequently better suited to thrive in the real world.

Political science is a fascinating field, but few within it will ever contribute anything of any significance or novelty. Most will spend their careers wrangling over minor details, contest definitions and attempting to draw out snippits of causality out of masses of correllation. Engineers make things, and at the bar at night get served beer and french fries by political science graduates.

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