Author Topic: What's the dumbest thing you heard said today? (Read 298856 times)

gcclarke · « **Reply #2875 on:** February 09, 2012, 13:02:40 »

I would say the dumbest thing I've read today would be a "retirement" message for a 2Lt with a couple weeks more than 2 years in.

That's not retiring from the armed forces. That's just quitting.

Teflon · « **Reply #2876 on:** February 09, 2012, 13:17:02 »

underjeep basically considering an order NOT to wear an issued green t-shirt as PT kit to be equivalent to an order to "kill those innocent civilians" in his intellectually debilitating "Widely spread misconception - Mixing military inform with civilian clothing -Tee" thread - http://forums.army.ca/forums/index.php/topic,104477.msg1112720.html#msg1112720

milnews.ca · « **Reply #2877 on:** February 09, 2012, 13:45:27 »

Quote from: Teflon on February 09, 2012, 13:17:02

underjeep basically considering an order NOT to wear an issued green t-shirt as PT kit to be equivalent to an order to "kill those innocent civilians" in his intellectually debilitating "Widely spread misconception - Mixing military inform with civilian clothing -Tee" thread - http://forums.army.ca/forums/index.php/topic,104477.msg1112720.html#msg1112720

The thin edge of the wedge, you know - if we allow sex, it could lead to dancing and bad manners.....

PMedMoe · « **Reply #2878 on:** February 15, 2012, 17:56:36 »

Just saw a commercial for a product called Baboo. Advertised as "The step before grown up milk".

fraserdw · « **Reply #2879 on:** February 15, 2012, 18:26:55 »

"Adding another layer of approval authority may speed up the process"

GnyHwy · « **Reply #2880 on:** February 17, 2012, 18:24:10 »

Was browsing Youtube and found this gem. Poor Jesse Ventura, a poor debater, and even poorer theorist. Pay attention to 3:24 "How could the buildings fall at the rate of gravity?"; dumbest question EVER.

You can see my comments below the vid.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K9mbotpeuJM&feature=related

FlyingDutchman · « **Reply #2881 on:** February 19, 2012, 10:24:33 »

Me: Bonjour.
Customer to wife: He speaks chinese, we might want to go somewhwere else.
Customer's wife: That was french dear.

ModlrMike · « **Reply #2882 on:** February 19, 2012, 10:49:31 »

This:

http://forums.navy.ca/forums/index.php/topic,104621.msg1116214.html#msg1116214

Rheostatic · « **Reply #2883 on:** February 20, 2012, 11:53:38 »

Quote from: FlyingDutchman

Me: Bonjour.
Customer to wife: He speaks chinese, we might want to go somewhwere else.
Customer's wife: That was french dear.

Maybe it was a dig at your accent.

Macey · « **Reply #2884 on:** February 20, 2012, 12:05:59 »

Sometimes when I speak french, the folks at work, make fun of me. I somehow have a Chinese accent while speaking french.

Bart905 · « **Reply #2885 on:** February 20, 2012, 15:47:45 »

Me : [ Just going threw some post on this site ]
Dad : Bart , I need your help
Me : Okay with what
Dad : There's this piece called Tornado for the air filter for my truck to make gas mileage better , can you look up how much it is?
Me : Yea , whats the peice called ?
Dad : Tornado
Me : trust me if I google that your not going to find what your looking for
Dad : [ get mad ] Just do what I say .....
Me : Google search bar -> [ Tornado ] pressed enter and walked away
Dad : 2 Hours later, I couldn't find it

LMAO !!!!

Pat in Halifax · « **Reply #2886 on:** February 20, 2012, 16:16:22 »

Quote from: ModlrMike on February 19, 2012, 10:49:31

This:

http://forums.navy.ca/forums/index.php/topic,104621.msg1116214.html#msg1116214

That one still has me wondering too!

Jim Seggie · « **Reply #2887 on:** February 20, 2012, 16:34:11 »

Vic Toews WRT to the bill he wanted to pass.

"either you're with us or the child pornographers."

what crap - from an elected representative.

Pat in Halifax · « **Reply #2888 on:** February 20, 2012, 19:50:29 »

Quote from: PMedMoe on February 15, 2012, 17:56:36

Just saw a commercial for a product called Baboo. Advertised as "The step before grown up milk".

I just saw that ad!
Makes sence to me - From mother's natural breast milk, to fake milk, to cow's milk.
If other animals could reason, they would figure us crazy!

cupper · « **Reply #2889 on:** February 20, 2012, 19:52:06 »

It's a tie:

Either

Rick Santorum: Prenatal testing encourages abortions

http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/election-2012/post/rick-santorum-prenatal-testing-encourages-abortions/2012/02/19/gIQAvmZeNR_blog.html

Or

Rick Santorum: Neither Feds nor States should be educating our kids. (Around 8:00 mark)

http://youtu.be/wWLW_xtFH-U

PMedMoe · « **Reply #2890 on:** March 13, 2012, 13:59:11 »

'Drinking' neat vodka through your EYE for a quick buzz? It sounds insane, but countless young people are risking their sight in this new craze

Too bad it only puts their sight at risk, otherwise they could be nominated for a Darwin Award.

gcclarke · « **Reply #2891 on:** March 13, 2012, 14:38:54 »

Quote from: Bart905 on February 20, 2012, 15:47:45

Me : [ Just going threw some post on this site ]
Dad : Bart , I need your help
Me : Okay with what
Dad : There's this piece called Tornado for the air filter for my truck to make gas mileage better , can you look up how much it is?
Me : Yea , whats the peice called ?
Dad : Tornado
Me : trust me if I google that your not going to find what your looking for
Dad : [ get mad ] Just do what I say .....
Me : Google search bar -> [ Tornado ] pressed enter and walked away
Dad : 2 Hours later, I couldn't find it

LMAO !!!!

Just for the receord, I found this site after typing "Tornado Air Filter" into google. All I'm saying is that I'm not entirely sure your Dad was the only one being dumb here.

Macey · « **Reply #2892 on:** March 16, 2012, 21:26:14 »

MP pull me over last month while I'm driving a DND van.

MP: Is this your van?

Me: Nope, it's the Queens.

MP: Don't give me attitude.

Me: Just giving you the correct answer.

Waiting for my milpoints....

cupper · « **Reply #2893 on:** March 16, 2012, 21:52:39 »

Quote from: TN on March 16, 2012, 21:26:14

Waiting for my milpoints....

Can you use milpoints to post bail?

fraserdw · « **Reply #2894 on:** March 16, 2012, 22:26:14 »

"We are getting rid of 10 positions but nobody is going to lose a job" (I bet a few of us will pick up a job or two or three)

Sapplicant · « **Reply #2895 on:** March 18, 2012, 17:17:31 »

"Libertarian is as far to right wing as you can go"

PPCLI Guy · « **Reply #2896 on:** March 18, 2012, 17:30:42 »

Asked, and answered, all on one screen shot:

GAP · « **Reply #2897 on:** March 18, 2012, 18:26:54 »

Awww....comeon...where's your patriotism .................she was your GG.......how could you.....

krustyrl · « **Reply #2898 on:** March 18, 2012, 18:35:28 »

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Re: What's the dumbest thing you heard said today?
« Reply #2896 on: Today at 17:30:42 »

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Asked, and answered, all on one screen shot:

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Agreed, concur and ditto.!

medicineman · « **Reply #2899 on:** March 18, 2012, 19:33:53 »

The must have thought it was to be in London, ON...

MM

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