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Re: What's the dumbest thing you heard said today?
« Reply #2800 on: December 21, 2011, 10:28:05 »
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Re: What's the dumbest thing you heard said today?
« Reply #2801 on: December 21, 2011, 11:46:45 »
Last night one of my friends got punched by some guy who came in to steal our student organization's honour roll with the names of all our WW2 war dead on it- To say everyone here is pissed is putting it lightly.
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Re: What's the dumbest thing you heard said today?
« Reply #2802 on: December 21, 2011, 15:02:23 »
Last night one of my friends got punched by some guy who came in to steal our student organization's honour roll with the names of all our WW2 war dead on it- To say everyone here is pissed is putting it lightly.

Ok maybe I missed something how is this "What's the dumbest thing you heard said today?"

Hopefully though the mouthbreathers who committed act this are caught.
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Re: What's the dumbest thing you heard said today?
« Reply #2803 on: December 21, 2011, 15:48:44 »
Ok maybe I missed something how is this "What's the dumbest thing you heard said today?"

Hopefully though the mouthbreathers who committed act this are caught.

My bad- I was pissed off at the time by the stupidity of the act. In retrospect it does seem like it doesn't belong here...
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Re: What's the dumbest thing you heard said today?
« Reply #2804 on: December 30, 2011, 10:08:56 »
Volkswagen pulls ad with pregnant woman after complaints

Volkswagen Canada has pulled a television ad featuring two men so distracted by a car that they ignore a woman in labour after complaints it was insensitive.

The ad shows a man driving his pregnant wife to the hospital then leaving her sitting in the car while he and a paramedic admire the features of his Volkswagen Passat.

Volkswagen Canada spokesman Thomas Tetzlaff said Tuesday the company decided to pull the ad earlier this month after a small number of complaints from customers who felt the spot portrayed pregnant women in a bad light.

"I don't know if they used the word sexist but the gist of the complaint was that we weren't very fair to the pain and suffering that goes along with childbirth," Tetzlaff said.

"Upon second thought we thought, holy cow, that certainly wasn't the intent, but if anybody construes that way, we should pull it."

Katie Griffin, the actress who portrayed the pregnant woman in the ad, said she was "absolutely stunned" that it was pulled.

While she wasn't pregnant when the ad was shot, she had just given birth three months earlier.

"I was not offended at all by the spot," Griffin said in an email, adding she found it funny and was struggling to understand how people could deem it offensive to women.

"The whole process of labour, for me anyway, was this crazy, intense, roller-coaster ride -- a sense of humour was my saving grace."

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Get over it, people.  It's a commercial.   ::)
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Re: What's the dumbest thing you heard said today?
« Reply #2805 on: December 30, 2011, 11:40:22 »
Get over it, people.  It's a commercial.   ::)
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Re: What's the dumbest thing you heard said today?
« Reply #2806 on: December 30, 2011, 14:51:03 »
I thought the commercial was clever. Then again, it shows a man being stupid, or clumsy, or, useless etc, so how is it different from virtually every other commercial?
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Re: What's the dumbest thing you heard said today?
« Reply #2807 on: January 04, 2012, 21:55:50 »
Old friend leaves that last comment then removes himself from my Facebook. Problem solved itself, I guess. On the plus side, I got that internship's application instructions from my university today.
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Re: What's the dumbest thing you heard said today?
« Reply #2808 on: January 04, 2012, 22:30:00 »
 "nice" guy.!   

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Re: What's the dumbest thing you heard said today?
« Reply #2809 on: January 09, 2012, 09:27:30 »
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Re: What's the dumbest thing you heard said today?
« Reply #2810 on: January 09, 2012, 11:44:43 »
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Really? So that's where IQ points go to die.

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Re: What's the dumbest thing you heard said today?
« Reply #2811 on: January 09, 2012, 22:35:58 »
Math problems cause outrage:

http://ca.news.yahoo.com/video/world-22186928/slave-math-27815421.html

The teachers involved don't need diversity training.  They need SMARTEN THE F#@K Up! Training.
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Re: What's the dumbest thing you heard said today?
« Reply #2812 on: January 17, 2012, 14:59:34 »
Maybe not so much dumb as insensitive (highlights mine).

Tori Stafford's family fumes over accused killer's smile


Victoria Stafford's father is fuming after the man accused of kidnapping, sexually assaulting and murdering his eight-year-old girl flashed a smile to his lawyers before a confidential hearing on Monday.

"I was pissed, to be quite honest," Rodney Stafford, Victoria's father, said. "My little girl's gone. You can't stand there accused of first-degree murder and have a good time in the courtroom."

Michael Thomas Rafferty stands accused first-degree murder, sexual assault causing bodily harm and kidnapping in the death of Victoria (Tori).

Rafferty's lawyer told reporters the accused man is hardly having a good time as the lengthy legal proceedings wind their way toward a trial this spring.

"Imagine yourself waiting for two years to decide the entire fate of the entire rest of your life," Dirk Derstine said.

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Imagine not having an "entire rest of your life" at all, Mr. Derstine.



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Re: What's the dumbest thing you heard said today?
« Reply #2813 on: January 17, 2012, 17:49:43 »
In the same vein, this:

http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/montreal/story/2012/01/17/montreal-murder-haiti-parole-hearing.html

Haitian-born murderer to receive aboriginal parole hearing
Father of Montreal girl murdered in 1994 enraged by killer's application

A Montreal-area man whose daughter was murdered nearly 18 years ago says the aboriginal parole hearing granted to her Haitian-born killer is a “travesty.”

Michael Manning said he is flying to Winnipeg, where an elder-assisted hearing is scheduled to take place Wednesday for Gregory Bromby, a Canadian citizen who was convicted of murder in 1997 in the stabbing death of 15-year-old Tara Manning three years earlier.

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Whether you agree with separate parole processes for aboriginals or not, you have to agree that this is over the top.

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Re: What's the dumbest thing you heard said today?
« Reply #2814 on: January 18, 2012, 09:11:11 »
Maybe we need to start an "Insensitive Boors" thread.

Dead man's family gets water bill break

PORT COLBORNE, Ont. - This small Ontario city's council will excuse most of a dead man's water bill after his family complained to the media they were being treated without a lot of sympathy by the city.

Allister MacPherson died suddenly on Sept. 28 and the bathroom tap in his home ran for three weeks before family members discovered his body.

The steady flow resulted in a whopping water bill totalling $586.44 - including $14.30 as a late payment charge.

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In the end, the bill was reduced to $162.85 but some councillors were still opposed. 

Kind of reminds me of when my Dad passed away.  He had just renewed his subscription for the daily newspaper.  When we were home for the funeral, I went to the newspaper's office to cancel the delivery and get a partial refund.  When the clerk asked why the subscription was being cancelled, I responded, "The person who was receiving it passed away."  You could have heard a pin drop, but she served me quickly and offered condolences.

Also, have to like the comment in the article by one of the councillors; "If there isn't a precedent, this may set it and open the floodgates."

Makes you wonder if he intended the pun or not?    ;D


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Re: What's the dumbest thing you heard said today?
« Reply #2815 on: January 18, 2012, 13:43:22 »
CFHA sent a notice to the NOK of a fallen soldier stating that they owed the CFHA half a months rent.

Yes I saw red.  :rage: It was sorted out very quickly.
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Re: What's the dumbest thing you heard said today?
« Reply #2816 on: January 18, 2012, 13:49:35 »
Seeing a meeting notice, requesting a decision to not make decisions.
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Re: What's the dumbest thing you heard said today?
« Reply #2817 on: January 18, 2012, 14:13:56 »
Seeing a meeting notice, requesting a decision to not make decisions.

For the govt I would say that is for par, not dumb.  :nod:
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Re: What's the dumbest thing you heard said today?
« Reply #2818 on: January 18, 2012, 22:18:14 »
Maybe we need to start an "Insensitive Boors" thread.

Dead man's family gets water bill break

PORT COLBORNE, Ont. - This small Ontario city's council will excuse most of a dead man's water bill after his family complained to the media they were being treated without a lot of sympathy by the city.

Allister MacPherson died suddenly on Sept. 28 and the bathroom tap in his home ran for three weeks before family members discovered his body.

The steady flow resulted in a whopping water bill totalling $586.44 - including $14.30 as a late payment charge.

More at link

In the end, the bill was reduced to $162.85 but some councillors were still opposed. 

Kind of reminds me of when my Dad passed away.  He had just renewed his subscription for the daily newspaper.  When we were home for the funeral, I went to the newspaper's office to cancel the delivery and get a partial refund.  When the clerk asked why the subscription was being cancelled, I responded, "The person who was receiving it passed away."  You could have heard a pin drop, but she served me quickly and offered condolences.

Also, have to like the comment in the article by one of the councillors; "If there isn't a precedent, this may set it and open the floodgates."

Makes you wonder if he intended the pun or not?    ;D

I don't know which is sadder, the city sending the bill, or that it took 3 weeks for the family to discover he had died.
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Re: What's the dumbest thing you heard said today?
« Reply #2819 on: January 18, 2012, 23:04:33 »
Latest news about Italian cruise ship on Global.  The Captain of the ship testified to a judge that he tripped and fell into lifeboat and was not abandoning ship. ::)
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Re: What's the dumbest thing you heard said today?
« Reply #2820 on: January 19, 2012, 00:40:55 »
I don't know which is sadder, the city sending the bill, or that it took 3 weeks for the family to discover he had died.

Yeah, I noticed that too.   :(

Latest news about Italian cruise ship on Global.  The Captain of the ship testified to a judge that he tripped and fell into lifeboat and was not abandoning ship. ::)

I read in a news article that he was "coordinating" the search from the shore.   ::)
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Re: What's the dumbest thing you heard said today?
« Reply #2821 on: January 19, 2012, 01:26:24 »
I read in a news article that he was "coordinating" the search from the shore.   ::)

Well that makes sense then.  He adapted and overcame.  After tripping into lifeboat and landing safely ashore, he skillfully reoriented and provided the necessary leadership and guidance from a far.
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Re: What's the dumbest thing you heard said today?
« Reply #2822 on: January 19, 2012, 10:34:23 »
Latest news about Italian cruise ship on Global.  The Captain of the ship testified to a judge that he tripped and fell into lifeboat and was not abandoning ship. ::)
I'm sorry, but this made me laugh.  Seriously! 

I don't know which is sadder, the city sending the bill, or that it took 3 weeks for the family to discover he had died.
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Re: What's the dumbest thing you heard said today?
« Reply #2823 on: January 25, 2012, 09:03:20 »
Listening to a commercial for a restaurant on the radio this morning:

"The smell of eggs cracking......."

Eggs have a smell when you crack them?

Also, a sign in the window of a restaurant in Angus:

"Full coarse meals served"

I wonder how rough they are?   ;D
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Re: What's the dumbest thing you heard said today?
« Reply #2824 on: January 25, 2012, 09:15:42 »
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